offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

(via ambieheartsturtlep0rn)

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ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

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thealienthatisalsoadinosaur:

this is my favorite free gif ever [x]

(Source: rinmonade, via freejoshis)

posted 2 hours ago 16252 souls || Reblog
opinion of anime over time
- pre-weeb: : oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once
- naruto phase: : I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*
- the Full Weeb: : IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA
- post-naruto: : naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu
- post-weeb: : anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth
- accidentally finding an anime I like: : it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.
- weeb-in-denial: : I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen
- post-weeb weeb: : Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI
posted 3 hours ago 17182 souls || Reblog

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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posted 4 hours ago 98024 souls || Reblog

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

(Source: zanetheaiden, via rossofantasm)

posted 5 hours ago 109587 souls || Reblog

micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

(via nazonabara)

posted 6 hours ago 54221 souls || Reblog

Cardcaptor Sakura  ED 3 
   ↳ 「FRUITS CANDY」 

(Source: bakusaiga, via amuriita)

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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

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