stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

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ers-ouranos:

anthonally:

What Your Drug Choice Says About You

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cucuhmber:

transparent-alice:

made this transparent

looks best on light backgrounds

omg

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dreamychocolateprincess:

i hope i dream of my baby tonight.

u//w//u; goodnight

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she smiles

 narrows her eyes with a raised eye brow

 ”i know ur gay i know u like cock”

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

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soveryvantastic:

*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*

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peetapockets:

I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.

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